You can now pay for in-ear coaching from a dating expert – with a 73% success rate

You can now pay for in-ear coaching from a dating expert – with a 73% success rate
The Date Finisher claims to be well-versed in various tried and tested techniques in the art of seduction (Photo: Shutterstock)

For some, dates can be nerve-racking occasions, where we’ll worry about everything from what to wear and what to say.

For those who can never seem to make a date run smoothly, a dating expert is now offering her services to make sure your rendezvous goes perfectly to plan.

Nicknamed ‘The Date Finisher’, the coach is advertising her dating expertise on services marketplace Bark.com, helping potential couples turn dinner into “a fun night of passion”.

For men AND women

In her advert, The Date Finisher explains that she is well-versed in various tried and tested techniques in the art of seduction – and will even refund 50 per cent of her fee if the date doesn’t end the way her client hopes.

The dating expert coaches people through dates by using a discreet earpiece (Photo: Shutterstock)
The dating expert coaches people through dates by using a discreet earpiece (Photo: Shutterstock)

The ad states, “I am a professional dating coach, with over five years of experience, that specialises in ‘finishing’ a date, for men AND women.

“What I mean by that is I coach and guide my clients via a discreet earpiece in real-time, on how to end the night with a fun night of passion.”

A bespoke service

Clients can expect a full one hour briefing before their date, as well as live guidance during the date – provided through the earpiece.

The dating expert explains that she “will provide all equipment for the date and will be sat in the same venue and available for a quick chat if the client wishes during the date.”

Topics that she covers include body language, appearance, humour, social cues, conversation tactics and physical touch.

As the service the expert provides is very bespoke and of a sensitive nature, she doesn’t take phone calls – only emails.

One review of The Date Finisher’s service said, “She knows how to work her magic – highly recommend.”

To hire The Date Finisher, enquire via her listing